Ok I would love to celebrate by saying that D. was coming home for a break from Iraq. But that's not happening for a while. But I did hear that he has put in for leave. So..now we just have to wait. He will be home either in the beginning of September, or the beginning of October. So I figure in the terms of this blog that will be at least day....182? Oi! That's almost depressing. But I'll be counting down nonetheless.
What does every girl like to do to make themselves feel better? Why shopping of course! But why leave the comforts of your home, jammies and fuzzy bunny slippers?! Shop online! Have you ever wondered what strange things you can buy online? Ohh well let me show you....
Climate Change Chocolate?? Bloomsberry, LLC., a chocolate maker based in Salem, MA, that sells its chocolate in crazy wrappers has now teamed up with TerraPass, a green energy broker, to offer these "Climate Change Chocolate" bars. On the wrppers are 15 tips to reduce your carbon footprint on the world. And with your sale price come enough carbon energy credit points from TerraPass to offset your footprints for one day. (Isn't that nice.. they jack up the price so you can save the planet.. bet they are laughing all the way to the bank..) Read more about these global warming (worming) goodies here: http://www.terrapass.com/lp/index.chocolate.html
Hillary Clinton toilet bowl brush! If Hillary Clinton should succeed in her bid to move back into the Whitehouse, Republicans can at least find some comfort while cleaning toilets with their "First Cleaning Lady" toilet brush. If you go to :http://www.theoriginalbowlbuddy.com/ you can pick one up for yourself. Just think of all the "White Water" fun you could have...
What does every girl like to do to make themselves feel better? Why shopping of course! But why leave the comforts of your home, jammies and fuzzy bunny slippers?! Shop online! Have you ever wondered what strange things you can buy online? Ohh well let me show you....
Climate Change Chocolate?? Bloomsberry, LLC., a chocolate maker based in Salem, MA, that sells its chocolate in crazy wrappers has now teamed up with TerraPass, a green energy broker, to offer these "Climate Change Chocolate" bars. On the wrppers are 15 tips to reduce your carbon footprint on the world. And with your sale price come enough carbon energy credit points from TerraPass to offset your footprints for one day. (Isn't that nice.. they jack up the price so you can save the planet.. bet they are laughing all the way to the bank..) Read more about these global warming (worming) goodies here: http://www.terrapass.com/lp/index.chocolate.htmlHillary Clinton toilet bowl brush! If Hillary Clinton should succeed in her bid to move back into the Whitehouse, Republicans can at least find some comfort while cleaning toilets with their "First Cleaning Lady" toilet brush. If you go to :http://www.theoriginalbowlbuddy.com/ you can pick one up for yourself. Just think of all the "White Water" fun you could have...
How about a "Reserve Your Spot In Heaven" kit?! From the website:
"Reserve A Spot In Heaven is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure your spot in Heaven before it’s too late. Yes, at the moment there is plenty of room in Heaven for you and all of your loved ones,but what most individuals don't realize is that although a large portion of this space remains vacant, spots are filling very quickly. So quick that if you don’t act now you may lose your chance at getting in. How does a future of endless suffering sound? Not so good, which is why we are here to help."
Here is another little graphic to show how "helpful" this company is:
You gotta love capitalism in action... This even comes with a money back guarantee! Can't beat that. LOL Also included is a "heavenly" issued certificateof reservation with your own unique ID number, a first class ticket to heaven, and official Heaven ID card, and a Heaven 101 information guide. So...if someone is dumb enough to buy this product then... what can I say? But if you want to check out this product go to: http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/
How about a Pop Art Toaster! This could make breakfast fun! Ok.. how it works is the words or pictures, from little plates you put in the toaster, appear on your bread after it gets toasted. There are several plates to chose from...from Disney plates to custom plates for a little more. Kind of a cute idea, but what good are words when you add the jelly? Check them out
here: http://www.poparttoaster.com/index.html (warning the guy on the main page is a little frightening in my opinion.. but click on to see all the products)
Ohh and let's not forget the BBQ WITH the MP3 player! Ummm I don't think you can really explain this one to me. A BBQ with a speaker, that plays music. Why on earth would you need this? George Foreman apparently thought we might, here check it out for yourself: http://igrillwithgeorge.com/gipod200.html
Well that's enough wierdness for one day. This goes to prove that if it can be thought up and made, someone will buy it! And....I didn't even go into showing you the baby crib with oxygen lid, or the poo shaped soap..
Happy Shopping!
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